Oh Hey, Brooklyn

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I can think of worse things than Brooklyn Decker’s legs wrapped around my head. Namely, Brooklyn Decker’s legs not wrapped around my head. But since I’m not a rapidly declining tennis player, I will post these pictures of her at the ESPYS last night. I could write more, but Google Maps says I have to take a left here in my van with the blacked out windows. We’re finally gonna get to go on our date I told her about in all those letters. I bet she’s super excited!