Kristen Stewart Will Not Play Casey Anthony

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Because they are both dead behind the eyes and the world is shocked when they find out an audience bought their acting, a rumor started last week that Kristen Stewart would be playing Casey Anthony in a movie about the child killer’s life. Kristen Stewart doesn’t appreciate that. Us Magazine reports:

“Her people are really annoyed about the Casey Anthony comparisons,” a source tells Us Weekly of the Twilight actress, 21, who shares the same brunette locks and brooding eyes as Anthony, who is expected to go free within weeks. “Kristen wants that talk to blow over soon, because it looks really bad.” Don’t expect Stewart to portray Anthony in a flick anytime soon. “She would never for no amount of money portray that girl,” the source says. “It’s grossing her out. All those entertainment shows are doing polls and what not and her people just want it to stop!”

I really don’t know why Kristen Stewart’s so upset, because I heard that she ran over a child with her car last month then drove away. Or maybe it was a squirrel. Who’s to say really? The police should look into it just to be sure.