Awww, How Sweet

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Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox celebrated their 1-year wedding anniversary this month, and as you can see, they look pretty happy. Happy in the fact that he gets to bang that every night and she gets to still play out her still unresolved daddy issues with the guy she fell in love with from the foldout in Tiger Beat. My seething hate for this dude is confusing me today because I have the same shirt and shoes. (*Taps index fingers together and spins around in desk chair*) Interesting. So, my mortal enemy and I have things in common. Maybe the universe wants me to see him as a reflection of myself and to learn that we are all just humans beings on this planet who want the same things out of life. Man, I really feel like I’m growing as a person.