Dammit, Kate

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Ok, look, I had every intention of writing about Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ suicide attempt, but fuck him, because if you really want to kill yourself, you’d kill yourself. Don’t be such a pussy about it. Besides, his tits are nowhere near as big as Kate Upton’s. Post about a suicide attempt where nobody died or has huge tits? Really, who has that kinda time?