Lindsay Is Free

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Lindsay Lohan has finally been released after spending 35 days of sheer hell in her Venice apartment throwing parties and filming commercials. Wear a seatbelt, L.A. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s painfully relaxing stint under house arrest is finally OVER!!! According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Lohan was officially released at 10:20 AM … ending 35 arduous days of sun-tanning captivity. We’re told Lindsay is still inside her Venice, CA condo … preparing to roll over to the Downtown Women’s Center to perform her community service.

Some of you might be upset that Lindsay is free once again as she continues to laugh in the face of the law at every turn, but please keep in mind that being kept in isolation really puts a limit on the ways she can die.