Since doing two things at once is apparently very difficult, Rihanna fell on stage in LondonEdmonton during her Loud tour the other night. “The floor would never hurt me, he loves me. Sometimes I get out of line and say things and he has to smack me around, but that’s normal. All couples go through that. It doesn’t mean he loves me any less. You don’t know him like I do. I know he cares for me and I know he’ll change but…shhhh. Shhhh!! He’s coming. He’s coming! Go hide! HIDE!,” Rihanna was quoted as saying backstage.