Kim Kardashian Took An X-Ray Of “Her Ass”

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Since everyone knowsthinks Kim Kardashian’s ass is fake, she posed in front of a picture of a blue light to prove everybody wrong. Sure. Okay. E! Online reports:

We know jealous people keep putting down Kim Kardashian’s awesome butt by saying it’s fake. So is she going to set the record straight or what?! Duh! The reality star is done dealing with all you cynics of the world and is ready to show you that her bottom is certified Armenian meat! Khloé Kardashian Odom hints that something is cooking when she tweets, “Nothing like a good old Armenian ass to get your day going!” Then we see her tweet a picture of Kim next to her X-ray after a doctor visit. “Kim got a butt X-Ray…See, it’s REAL!!! LOL,” she says….K.K. was proud to set the record straight, and retweeted her sister’s picture with, “Haha! The things my sisters have me do! Proof baby!” There you have it. Her body really is that perfect. Ugh.

I don’t know in what Bizarro world where this would be considered perfect. Maybe Africa. Or a Jenny Craig message board. Or the top of a Great White’s death row meal wishlist. But I guess since Khloe said it was real and Kim said it was real we should believe it. Because, you know, everything they do isn’t fabricated or scripted in any way. Besides, whoever wrote this article at E! obviously had their tongue up her ass, so maybe they know something we don’t. Who’s to say really.