Justin Timberlake Kept The Peace

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In his new book, Lindsay Lohan‘s former bodyguard, Lee Weaver, describes a typical night out. You know, where she wanted to fight Cameron Diaz. Radar Online reports:

RadarOnline.com obtained an exclusive copy of Weaver’s new book, Memoirs of a Celebrity Bodyguard, in which he details a night out on duty with Lohan at a Hollywood club where they ran into Diaz and Timberlake. “They sat right next to us in another booth,” Weaver writes. “Right after that I heard one of Lindsay’s girlfriend say, ‘There is that b**ch! Go kick her a** right now.’” Weaver claims that Lohan attempted to ditch Weaver in an effort to have words with Diaz, but with bodyguards surrounding both tables, it was the unlikeliest of heroes coming to the rescue — Timberlake! “Justin walked right up to me and said, ‘Hey big man can I talk to you for a second?’” Weaver writes. “Justin says, ‘Cameron and Lindsay are looking at each other like they want to kill each other. I don’t know what this is all about but I came out just to listen to some music and have a good time. I definitely don’t want to fight you and I know you don’t want to fight me. This is what we can do. I will keep Cameron in our booth and you keep Lindsay in her booth.’” Weaver implies in the book that it was Lohan who was the instigator, and after coming to an agreement, Timberlake and Diaz left the club just 20 minutes later.

Lindsay Lohan is a cunt, Cameron Diaz is a beast, Justin Timberlake is a sissy. Big surprise. This had to have happened when Lohan wasn’t wearing a SCRAM bracelet, though, because there is no way any sober person would want to fuck with that banner picture. Except maybe Beowulf, but only if he had reinforcements.