Selena Gomez Says She Only Aborted A Food Baby

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1.) Selena Gomez is Mexican. 2.) Her mom is 35. You do the math. 3.) She spent a week in Hawaii with Justin Bieber where every picture taken of them was basically right before or right after they had sex. 4.) She was rushed to the hospital twice for blood work where it was revealed she had low iron. Man, I wonder what the problem could be? Oh, don’t worry, guys. She just ate too many Kit Kats. No big deal. People reports:

Gomez, 18, blames an overload of junk food for her hospitalization for what she called a bad case of being “malnourished”. “I do eat,” she said on Kidd Kraddick’s radio show in Texas on Thursday. “The problem is I don’t eat right. I love everything that’s possibly not good for me.” Gomez’s favorite guilty pleasures? “I love M&Ms, Kit Kats, Snickers and Goobers at the movies,” she admits. Luckily, thanks to her mom’s influence, Gomez is on the path to recovery. “I’m good now, thank you,” she says. “I’m so much better.”

So, she had low iron and was craving junk food? “Haha, we see what she did there,” a pregnant woman and her abortion clinic doctor were quoted as saying.