Natalie Portman Had A Boy. This Is The Father.
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Wait, I thought this kid’s twin sister was supposed to be the Princess? The Gay Force will be strong with this one. People reports:
It’s been a big year for Natalie Portman: an engagement, an Oscar and now a baby! The actress and fiancé Benjamin Millepied have welcomed a son, PEOPLE has exclusively learned.
When your mom looks like Amon Goeth’s vegan housekeeper and your dad is a prancing lad whose idea of badass is doing an interpretive dance to Mahler, there’s really only once direction I see this kid going. And that’s down Sunset in cutoff jean shorts and mascara.