Cosmo Doesn’t Say She’s Fat. I Ain’t Down With That

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This is supposedly Kim Kardashian leaving the gym yesterday, but is “Gym” a new taco stand in L.A. that I don’t know about? Because, well, goddamn. This looks like something that’s about to get killed on Shark Week. I know I might lose a lot of black followers for this, but my anaconda don’t want none if looks like a Great White would eat it, son.