Being Under House Arrest Looks Really Hard

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I know a lot of high school kids read this site, so if I could offer any advice to you, it’s that you should never get multiple DUIs, hijack a car, be found in possession of cocaine twice, flee the scene of an accident, nor be the prime suspect in multiple robberies. Because if you do, you’ll have to suffer the consequences of your actions. Consequences like throwing a rooftop party at your luxury Venice apartment. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan suffered through day 18 of her house arrest yesterday — by having a bunch of friends over to her kick-ass Venice apartment for a super fun rooftop BBQ!!! Lindsay is only expected to serve another 2-and-a-half weeks in captivity … sweet, glorious, relaxing captivity. UPDATE: One source close to the shindig tells TMZ the gathering was “very mellow.” We’re told Lindsay invited over some of her close friends because she simply missed hanging out. And get this — we’re told the gang capped off the BBQ by watching last night’s premiere of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”

I’ve pretty much said all I need to say about Lindsay Lohan, but I wonder how many cartwheels Harvey Levin would do if somebody told him Lindsay has finally decided to let him literally kiss her ass.