This Is Jessica Simpson. At Yale.

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Like most gold diggers before him, Eric Johnson knows that you don’t necessarily have to graduate from Yale to separate a functioning retard with problems with alcoholism and cholesterol from their money. But Eric Johnson did any way. So, on Friday, he walked hand in hand with his economics thesis around the campus of Yale. I wish I could be mean here, but Jessica Simpson looks really happy here. I mean, she should. Because I assume Yale has a great cafeteria.