Avril Lavigne Is A Wonderful Human Being

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Since she’s an international superstar lauded by critics and her millions of adoring fans alike for her cutting edge and not manufactured image at all, Avril Lavigne performed at the Tampa Bay Rays game on Saturday. She sucked. People booed. She got pissed. She forget her mic was turned on. Us Magazine reports:

The 26-year-old singer experienced technical problems during her performance at the game, eliciting boos from the crowd. Lavigne responded to the jeers with an R-rated rant, snapping that sound problems “f**king happen on a baseball field.” Later in the evening, Lavigne apologized for her outburst. “We just had so much fun tonight and we want to take the tirade out and say thank you to the Tampa Bay Rays!” she told the crowd. “I’m truly sorry if anyone was offended by my language.” On Sunday, the Rays released a statement condemning Lavigne’s language: “The Rays demand profanity-free performances from all of our concert performers and we are extremely disappointed by the language used in last night’s show.”

I don’t write about this chick a lot, because really, who fucking cares? It’s Avril Lavigne. She’s one of the most vile cunts ever to achieve fame and she basically showed yet another reason on Saturday. All you really need to do is read her statements about Hurricane Katrina (here) to realize this pretentious bitch lives in a delusion of fantasy where 4ft. tall Canadian chicks with shark teeth and dumbass songs are John Lennon. Or you can read about the time she spit on people while she was leaving a club. Or why you should be cool and stay in school. I don’t know. For the betterment of society, maybe I should grudge rape her. Mostly because banging white girls is my form of reparations. You know, since scalping is illegal. Hahaha, take that white people! The tables have turned!!