Kim Kardashian Is Unbelievable
Earlier this week, reality TV star Kim Kardashian announced her engagement to NBA pro Kris Humphries–and while her sisters were super excited, it seems her little brother, Rob, just doesn’t think a wedding will actually happen.
“I just don’t feel confident because Kim has always been so like, you know, she’s, how old? She’s just been through a lot of relationships and she always gets hurt or never finds the right dude, but Kris is a really good dude,” he said to radio hosts Kidd Kraddick and Hyla on the Hollywood 5. “They’ve had their own personal, private relationship a long time now and I feel like they are a really good match for each other.”
Rob also described the scene when Kim told the family she was engaged. We were having a family dinner and we didn’t know what it was for, we just thought everyone was in town, we were at my mom’s,” he said. “She had a ring on and we didn’t believe her and we thought it was a joke, no one really, like, did anything, and it was like, oh wait, then it got crazy and there were ponies, it was really bizarre!”
But even though Rob isn’t so sure his sister will walk down the aisle with Humphries, he did admit that he likes the NBA star. “I spent like a family vacation with him and he’s a cool dude from Minnesota and like normal, and I’m about being normal and chill.”
In his own inarticulate way, Rob Kardashian did all the work for me. He already called his own sister out for being completely fake, old, and damaged goods. I wish he’d have just made a point or two about urinal cakes and the Amistad so I could get back to drinking.