Lindsay Is In A New Movie. Just Kidding.

Somebody just emailed me this, and if you think I have any fucking idea what is going on here, I apologize in advance. YouTube says this 98 second video was directed by Richard Phillips and Taylor Steele. Again, I have no idea who that is either, but it’s obvious from this thing that they are unrecognized geniuses in their time. Because setting up a tripod then saying, “Lindsay, turn your head slower” and “Put on this bikini and lay down right here,” is a paradigm shift in the world of cinema that Hollywood and the world just aren’t prepared and evolved enough to witness yet. I expect big things from the guys, big things.