Lindsay Lohan Looks Afraid For Her Life

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I know the first thing that I would want to do after I claimed that a Freemason was relentlessly stalking me with an unhinged desire to rape and kill me and use my ribcage as a hat, would be to flaunt my huge tits in a bikini at a pool in Miami surrounded by photographers who could be my killer in disguise. Man, Lindsay and I think a lot a like.