The Oklahoma City Thunder Should Look Into This

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Last night Dallas Maverick’s German forward Dirk Nowitzki dropped 48 points on the Thunder and was 24-24 from the line. The entire team took turns trying to guard him, and at one point the Thunder’s coach tried to summon a dragon, but it looked like the Thunder were playing in a video game against a kid with a cheat code. And according to Schindler’s List, nothing can stop a German’s thirst for blood better than a Jewish succubus. Or a Jewish maid. I think she was a maid. She could have been a robot. Did the movie have dinosaurs? I’ll be honest, it was a long time ago. Basically what I’m saying is that they should get Bar Refaeli to get naked at some point during the game.