Christina Aguilera Is Starving

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The people who invited Christina Aguilera to the NBC Upfront party should probably spend more time vetting their guests, because it’s pretty clear that Aguilera hasn’t been upfront about her food diary with her personal trainer. Because I’m pretty sure tracking a boar in the woods by it’s scent then ripping it’s chest open with your bare hands so you can fill it with spray cheese and marshmallows then dragging into your cave isn’t on the acceptable foods list. Also, it doesn’t fulfill a cardio requirement. Well, maybe. I’ll have to double check that.

Haha, j/k! She doesn’t have a personal trainer lol: