January Jones’ Baby Might Have Mutant Powers

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Last month, January Jones announced she was pregnant, and since she’s kind of a slut, it led many people to speculate who the child’s father was. Many believed it was actor and SNL cast member, Jason Sudeikis, who Jones briefly banged for a whiledated. But she was also banging somebody on the set of X-Men: First Class. E! Online reports:

According to very well placed movie insiders, closely connected to Jones (who’s been shooting X-Men: First Class), January was involved with someone on set—and that someone is the father of her child. Hmm, no wonder Sudeikis was so tongue-tied when a Washington Post reporter asked him at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner if he had any comment about Jones’ sudden baby bump, saying, “I’d rather—yes but no.” Was he surprised to find out she was pregnant? “No, I—no, I didn’t have anything [else to say],” Sudeikis stammered. The reporter added, “Sudeikis seemed comfortable being asked about the situation, just unwilling to say too much.”

I’m really not one to speculate, and of course that’s a vicious lie, but Jones obviously has daddy issues. I mean, she banged Bobby Flay for chrissakes. So, after doing extensive research on IMDb in which I typed in “X-Men: First Class” then clicked “Cast”, I’m gonna say the father is Kevin Bacon. Oh, Kevin! You sly dog!