Kate Upton Got Robbed, Wears Lingerie

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If want to know why the world hates us and reasons why God is dead, Maxim released their Hot 100 list this week. And Miley Cyrus made the list. So did Britney Spears. And Christina Hendricks. And JWoww. And Nicki Minawhatever. And Rihanna. And Avril Lavigne. And Anne Hathaway. And Olivia Munn was #2. You know who didn’t make the list? Kate Upton. I have no idea what kind of selection process Maxim uses to make this list, but I assume they did it while braiding each others hair. Because they’re fags, you see.