Jessica Lowndes Needs To Be Tucked In

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btw, “tucked in” is a euphemism for “having sex with her vagina”. Just pointing that out.

Jessica Lowndes attended FHM’s Sexiest Women in the World Launch Party held at Marlebone in London last night and left looking pretty sleepy (here she is awake). She’s sleepy, yet still conscious and able to walk. Well, that was money well spent. You’d think somebody who sells an illegal drug to make it easier to date rape a woman would actually care about customer satisfaction and the quality of his product. This is totally unacceptable. Quite frankly, I’m thinking about writing him a stern letter.