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I didn’t post a lot of pics from the Met Ball yesterday because basically everyone looked retarded, but in case you’re still on the fence on whether or not huge tits open magical doors of life’s wonder and carry you to wondrous places that you’d otherwise never go, here’s Christina Hendricks. Magazines, men who weren’t allowed to breastfeed, and overweight girls in the comment section will tell you that she’s a sex symbol. But cover up the massive rack and her take out of the Spanx and here’s what you’re left with. A pale fat chick with a wonky eye and Avril Lavigne teeth. Hot, I know. At least she seems pretty happy. Somebody probably dropped a cupcake. “They really want you, they really want you, they really do. Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, but I do too,” Hendricks was overhead whispering.