Yeah, So Whatever This Is

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Here’s the latest Mario Testino photo of Prince William and Kate Middleton that will be used on the royal wedding programs. Really? Because I think I just counted 278 teeth and and I’m pretty sure Kate’s eyebrows are about to form a chrysalis. Whatever. And what’s the big deal about this wedding anyway? Are bluebirds going to dress her? Does he have to fight a dragon? No? Then who gives a shit. I’m not going to lie, Disney has really spoiled it for everyone.