Lindsay Calls Sentence “Shocking”, Her Case A “Witch Hunt”

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In the last four years, Lindsay Lohan has received two DUIs, been found in possession of cocaine twice, fled the scene of an accident, carjacked a Denali and chased her assistant and her assistant’s mother down PCH at 120mph before doing circles around their car in the middle of the freeway, been to rehab six times, blew a stop sign and almost hit a baby stroller then sped off, got drunk at Betty Ford and assaulted an employee then paid her off to keep quiet, took a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store (on camera) and only seemed interested in returning it when the police issued a search warrant, and has done nothing but shit in the judge’s face every time she’s condescended to show up for court. Usually late. So you can see how being finally held responsible for her actions can come as a complete shock to Lindsay. She even said so on Jay Leno. Radar Online reports:

Lindsay Lohan called her 120-day jail sentence “shocking” and said it left her “kind of numb.” The 24-year-old Mean Girls star, speaking to Jay Leno Monday in a surprise Tonight Show appearance that will air Tuesday, was wildly cheered by the studio audience upon her arrival, and even received a standing ovation.

And of course, Lindsay’s delusional, cracked out mind still believes all of this is because the evil justice system is out to get her. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan believes prosecutor Danette Meyers is on a “witch hunt” against her, and is praying the Deputy D.A. makes good on what she asked the judge — drop out of the case. Sources in contact with Lindsay tell us … Lindsay believes she’s become a living, breathing press release for Meyers, who is running for L.A. County District Attorney.

There are several flaws in Lindsay’s theory. First, Meyers asked Judge Stephanie Sautner Friday to remove her from the case. Since the judge knocked the felony charge down to a misdemeanor, Meyers assumed the case would be transferred to the L.A. City Attorney. But the judge noted the D.A. can still prosecute the case if it wants to … so Meyers’ request was denied. Second flaw — Meyers has prosecuted hundreds of big cases in her more than 2 decades as a prosecutor, and is extremely well-respected, so she really doesn’t need a misdemeanor theft case all that much.

Please keep in mind, that will all the shit she’s done, without one ounce of sincere remorse, Lindsay has still only served 15 days and 84 minutes in jail. If anything, the L.A. justice system is bending over backwards to keep her dumb ass OUT of jail with no punishment whatsoever. But at some point, they can’t keep giving this stupid bitch chance after chance after chance to realize the world doesn’t revolve around her and maybe, just maybe, she should stop doing illegal shit. Danette Meyers has prosecuted over two-hundred jury trials (including well over 60+ felony cases including murder, kidnapping, attempted murder, bank robbery, and death penalty cases). You really think she gives a fuck about some Crack Whore and The Case of the Missing Necklace misdemeanor bullshit? No. She doesn’t. It’s obvious at this point Lindsay still doesn’t get it and probably never will. Unless they stone her in the street or sentence her to a firing squad. And even then, she’ll release a statement saying those rocks and bullets are just trying to get free publicity.