Miley Cyrus Has A New Tattoo. Yep, Its A Dream Catcher

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Since I generally like to make every post about me, whenever I meet someone, first they ask me if I speak Spanish. When I tell them no, they seem confused then awkwardly ask what the hell I am, basically. When I answer, 9 times out of 10 they follow with, “Oh, really?! My great-grandmother was 1/16 Cherokee!”. I’m not sure if they expect a hug or want me to trade with them or what, but this is really my long-winded segue into saying that a chick who was probably conceived on a flatbed truck with a bottle with Xs on it nearby has a tattoo of a dream catcher. Then posed with it in pigtails. Okay, you’ve seen Pocahontas. We get it. But I’m pretty sure Pocahontas has better weed.