Michael Lohan Tried To Break Into Lindsay’s House

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Sure, why not. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Lindsay Lohan tell TMZ… Lindsay hid in her apartment this afternoon, afraid of her father Michael Lohan, who was at the front door trying to break in. We’re told MiLo was also staring in the back windows of her Venice apartment, trying to spot Lindsay inside, and began banging on the windows. UPDATE 3:21 PM PT — We’re told Michael has finally left. According to our sources, the cops were not called.

I have no idea why this happened, and to be honest, I don’t give a shit. It’s the Lohans. It happened because it was Sunday? Who knows. Your guess is as good as mine. Everyone in this family is batshit. I could read a story that says Lindsay wears a camouflage hat because she believes people won’t be able to read her mind and I’d totally believe it.