Cintia Dicker Is Confusing

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Every time I post about Brooklyn Decker, Kate Upton, or Christine Teigen, I get about 50 emails and comments basically saying, “FUCK THEM!! CINTIA DECKER IS THE HOTTEST ONE!!”. Uhhh, so here’s Cintia Decker. So I really hope all those emails and comments were from her mom, because no, just no. A freckled ginger who looks like she’s on a hunger strike. Hot. You probably can’t pick up on this right now, but I just told my penis to look at these pictures and he did that thing where you close your eyes and cover your ears then say “la la la la la la la la I can’t hear you” really loud.