Kate Upton Does Beach Bunny

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I watched President Obama speak about the budget crisis last night, and I was a little concerned that he didn’t mention that if women want equal pay and rights, that they must look like Kate Upton or be forced to work as slave labor on the moon by harvesting and extracting helium-3 from the the lunar regolith. As part of my two-part plan as President, this will eliminate ugly women from the Earth and generate much-needed clean fusion energy.