Sorry, Katy Perry

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I still have no idea what this Red Nose thing is and how it’s supposed to help poor people, but that’s really beside the point because it gives Rosie Jones an excuse to do this. Katy Perry gets marks for originality (OMG, she put the red nose ON her nose! Can you even believe it?!), but Rosie Jones has better tits. And that’s pretty much all that matters to me. Oh, and who will win American Idol. Could it be that one dude with that one story? Or that one chick with that one thing that happened in her life? Or the minority who sings well? The suspense is too much!