Sofia Vergara Isn’t Wonder Woman? Explain.

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This weekend, Jess got sloppy drunk to make the pain go awayposted the first look of Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman. Or a sorority chick who bought her Halloween costume late and forgot to shave her legs. It’s hard to tell. But what’s not hard to tell is that Sofia Vergara should have been the only choice to play an Amazon warrior princess from another planet. Why? Because her body looks like an Amazon warrior princess from another planet. Also, people tend to forget that Lynda Carter was Mexican (sorry, Lynda). And Sofia Vergara is also from some place where they speak Spanish. If I were a villain on this show, I’d give myself at least two months with Rosetta Stone before I derailed a train on the off chance I could ask her out.