Britney Spears Can’t Party

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Following her head shaving meltdown, Britney Spears’ handlers have new rules for working on her video sets. TMZ got a copy:

TMZ has obtained a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that dancers were required to sign before working on her latest music video. It specifically states, “Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances.”

The NDA even goes on to say that the dancers can be subjected to drug testing at any time and can be fired for failing a test or even refusing to take one.

I’m not sure what’s so shocking and controversial about this, especially since most jobs require a drug test before you get hired. I’m just surprised there weren’t also stipulations about umbrellas, Cheetos, Red Bull, butter beans, triple-venti-extra-whip-and-caramel, creepy Middle Eastern paparazzi, or virile wiggers.