Even Katy Perry’s Stalkers Suck

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Katy Perry‘s stalkers are just as talented as she is.TMZ says:

Katy Perry is used to having men stare at her — but when a guy camped outside her home for two hours and just stood there, staring at the house … her security team called the coppers.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Perry’s security team spotted the guy lurking outside her Los Feliz home Wednesday night. We’re told the guy was there for about two hours when the team finally said enough is enough … and called the LAPD.

According to law enforcement sources, officers showed up on scene and gave the guy a talking to … then sent him on his way.

As for Katy — she wasn’t even home.

The fact that Katy Perry’s stalker showed up when she was on a different continent and didn’t even bring rope or GHB shows what kind of people actually admire this hack. And considering she’s an admitted attention whore, she’s probably bummed that she missed this. She was busy performing at Hammersmith in an understated showcase of her vocal and songwriting ability. Or, you know, whatever means the exact opposite of that.