Billy Ray Cyrus Called Off The Divorce

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Billy Ray Cyrus apparently has a change of heart about Bret Michaels’ penis being inside his wife of 17 years. He no longer wants to divorce her. Us Magazine reports:

Miley Cyrus’ dad Billy Ray, 49, has nixed proceedings to end his 17-year marriage with wife, Tish. On March 11, Cyrus’ lawyer Robert L. Jackson filed a “voluntarily dismissal and non-suit,” a clerk for the Williamson County Chancery Court in Tennessee tells Judge James Martin entered the judgment and signed the order to dismiss the divorce that day. “I’ve dropped the divorce,” Billy Ray said on an episode of The View airing Friday. “I want to put my family back together — Things are the best they’ve ever been.”

I’m not going to lie, I think it’s pretty admirable that he can put his feelings of betrayal aside to keep his family intact. It kinda makes me have the closest thing to respect that he’ll ever get from me. But to reiterate, his wife banged a dude who wears a bandanna and has blood on his brain. If her vagina makes a happy face for a dude who might stroke out by standing up too fast, he’s basically keeping the family intact just for show. Because obviously she’s passing out her clitoris like Tic Tacs.