Ashley Greene Is Single

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God is great. Us Magazine reports:

Joe Jonas is ready to go solo in more ways than one. Two sources confirm to that the Jonas Brothers singer, 21, has parted ways with Twilight star Ashley Greene, whom he began dating in summer 2010. Adds one insider: “They broke up shortly before her birthday, then got back together.” Indeed, Jonas organized Greene’s 24th birthday blowout at West Hollywood’s STK on Feb. 18. “He wanted to make sure everything was perfect,” another insider told Us at the time. “He was really sweet and conscientious.” What a difference a few weeks makes. Explains the second source of the sudden split: “Joe wasn’t that into it.”

According to other sources, Joe Jonas was at Trousdale earlier this week where none of this happened. E! Online reports:

“He was very flirtatious all night, and if I were Ashley Greene I would not want my boyfriend acting like that towards a bunch of hoes,” dishes a girl who was seated at a table near Joe last Tuesday. “He had his hands all over this girl’s ass saying he couldn’t take his eyes off her when she danced,” explains the surprised onlooker.

His friends explain why it never happened because girls don’t have prostates.

“He was there with his boys, just out having fun,” dishes a member of J.J.’s entourage. “But grabbing some gal’s ass? That’s not Joe, he never behaves like that.”

Too bad this didn’t happen over Valentine’s Day. She would have really liked the heart I got her. The homeless guy I got it from seemed pretty attached to it.