Kate Upton Has Outtakes
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In celebration of International Women’s Day, let me say that Kate Upton is the kind of girl you would get pregnant then force her to have the baby just to say you got her pregnant. Based on her Twitter and interviews, she probably would have a hard time finding me after I immediately left once the baby was born. Mostly because she seems kinda dumb. But again, I’m talking about having sex with her strictly to have the ability to say, “Oh, that SI model? Yeah, she’s my baby mama.” Her thoughts on Sylow theorems and if coolant in a nuclear reactor is best served when it acts as a neutron moderator don’t really concern me.