David Arquette Thinks He’s Charlie Sheen

David Arquette was in a head on collision. He didn’t get too banged up, and he has an idea why. From Radar Online:

From his hospital bed at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where the actor was transported after a head on crash earlier Friday, Arquette took to Twitter and jokingly said: “Luckily I have tiger’s blood running through my veins.”

Arquette, 39, wrote, “I got into a car accident but I’m fine” and added: “Remember to wear your seatbelt – wish I was.”

The 39-year-old actor, who is currently estranged from actress wife Courteney Cox, was driving in Beverly Hills around 2.10 pm when the crash occurred, on the intersection of Elevado Avenue and Doheny Drive.

Arquette’s silver Cadillac shows signs of severe damage to the front end and David suffered minor head injuries.

That’s not tiger blood. That’s luck. David Arquette is an occasionally-working actor and a recovering alcoholic with an estranged wife. Charlie Sheen has one ex wife, one ex fiancee, one estranged wife, two goddesses who dig anal, a myriad of drug problems, and until quite recently was the highest paid actor on television. As long as David Arquette sticks to booze and Courteney Cox instead of speedballs and porn stars, his blood is, at best, cougar blood.