Lindsay Might Be In Superman

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Because she’s a talented actress who displays professionalism at every turn, Warner Bros. is sure that Lindsay Lohan will be a perfect choice to cast as a major character in a new movie that already has the potential to lose millions. So, yeah, this makes perfect sense. TMZ reports:

Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ … Lindsay’s people have had multiple phone conversations within the last few weeks with the people behind the new “Superman” reboot. We’re told Lindsay is up for a role in the flick — and while it isn’t Lois Lane, we hear it would be a “major character.” We’re told Lindsay is supposed to meet personally with the “Superman” people soon — but she might be a little busy with that felony grand theft charge thing. According to our sources, Lindsay is “dying to show people again how talented she is” and is worried this latest run-in with the law (for which she maintains she’s innocent) could ruin her shot at the movie.

So if it’s not Lois Lane, then who is another major female character? Did a new strip club open in Metropolis? Is HBO shooting a documentary about hookers in the area? Maybe she’s a villain. But I’m not sure how somebody in a mask who has to go to the doctor once a month to get their T-cell count checked is going to make the citizens tremble in fear.