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I really haven’t been following the break up of Halle Berry and model Gabriel Aubry, because trying to side with two rich, beautiful people who have never suffered a moment of unhappiness in their lives is exhausting, but, um, yeah. It’s turned into a fucking shit storm. TMZ reports:

Halle Berry’s baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, called Halle the ‘N’ word, and routinely demeaned her with other vulgarities … sources connected with Halle tell TMZ. We’re told … in addition to calling her the “N” word, he would also call her a “f**king bitch” and other expletives. And the vulgarities are not limited to face-to-face confrontations. There are vulgar text messages as well. As one source told TMZ, “He constantly demeaned her. It was awful.” Gabriel’s reps have not returned our calls.

Wait, they took this word out of Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, so how did he know this word exists? You mean when you pretend words don’t exist, they don’t? And if a black woman does a neck roll and snaps in a circle one too many times will a French model snap and call her this word? So many questions left unanswered, my friends.