This Wants To Be Lois Lane

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I’m not sure when this became a Superman blog, and I promise you that tits are on the way, but if someone can become a superhero and stop Zac Snyder from casting Kristen Stewart, that would be great. If you have a taser, that’ll work, too. Or if you can just punch him really hard. Thanks. Comic Book Movie reports:

According to the famous “media guy”, Twilight’s ‘Bella Swan’ actress Kristen Stewart may be in the mix of playing Lois Lane in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot. Check it out! With English actor Henry Civill set to don the “S” on his chest in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, casting for supporting roles are well underway. While much isn’t known about the “modern” reboot, essentially the roles to be cast, Clark Kent’s main squeeze Lois Lane is almost guaranteed to appear. Though several actresses has either expressed interest in playing Lane, or have been rumored to have read for the role, today’s latest rumor via Gregory Littley, a Branding Consultant and Creative director who specializes in social media, has Twlight’s Kristen Stewart in the mix.

Some people call me a nerd for watching Smallville, and that may be true, but please realize that Erica Durance (this) is Lois Lane on the show. And this is on the CW. She probably gets paid in Chick-Fil-A and thank you cards yet is a billion times hotter than this this fug mess. Kristen Stewart looks like Lois Lane if Lois Lane met Clark Kent at a methadone clinic. It’s hard to be called The Man of Steel when you need Cialis and a pep talk to bang your girlfriend.