Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Completely Insane

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is 31 and has never been married. This is why. Us Magazine reports:

Unlike a slew of Hollywood stars, Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t engaged yet — but she’s got her Tiffany engagement ring all picked out. Three of them, in fact. “I actually have three because I feel like I’m doing the guy a favor,” Hewitt, 31, explains during a Tuesday appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. “Women are very confusing. We never know what we want and we’re not very good at nailing that down for them. I feel like I don’t want to be upset if he picks a bad ring” explains the Lost Valentine star, who’s been dating Alex Beh for about 7 months. But she’s all set should Beh or another suitor brings up matrimony. “If it gets to that conversation. If marriage comes up, I’m like, “You know what’s so weird. There is this store [Tiffany’s] and there are three rings in it… And if you chose one of these three, I’m going to be really excited. And if you go off on your own, we can have an awful, awkward moment. So why would you want to do that?”

So, to recap, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been dating a dude for 7 months, yet has already written him a treasure map to her choice of three rings. Because that’s what’s important, the ring, not the actual marriage. Get over yourself, bitch. You’re quite possibly wearing Pajama Jeans in these pictures. You should get on your knees and thank this dude if bought you a Blu-Ray copy of The Ring much less an actual ring.