Megan Fox Is An Enigma
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On Monday, I posted pics of Megan Fox at the Golden Globes where she looked like she sat in the makeup chair for four hours and got embalmed, but yesterday she was in Studio City and looked like this. Why must she play with my emotions like this? I just got out of a really bad imaginary relationship with Ashley Greene and my grandmother says I intimidate women. I realize I put silver dollars instead of pennies in my penny loafers, but I am a man of exacting tastes. Why can’t women look past this and see the real me?!