Miranda Kerr Is A Great Mom

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On her personal blog (via RadarOnline), Miranda Kerr posted a message to her fans about the birth of her son, Flynn. But most importantly, she posted the banner pic. Fuck that baby.

“On the 6th of January I gave birth to our beautiful little son Flynn. He weighed 9lb 12 ounces (a very healthy and big baby boy). I gave birth to him naturally; without any pain medication and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.”

So to recap, Miranda Kerr has a high tolerance for pain and can still smile and pose while someone is latched on to her tits. Good to know. Hey, anybody know where I can buy some chloroform? Why? Oh, it’s for my glaucoma. Why the twenty questions? Is this some kind of interrogation?! You’re smothering me, man!