Jennifer Aniston Is Bangs And Desperation

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In her never ending quest to remain relevant despite being a 41-year old has been with no discernible talent or prospects besides an email from somebody on Craigslist who may want to buy one of her new kittens (cross your fingers!), Jennifer Aniston posed for the February issue of Allure with bangs and a teddy bear. Only preschoolers and Asians should have bangs, and I’m still trying to figure out what she’s doing with a teddy bear. Did he promise to call her back? I don’t want to jinx anything, but they look so cute together!