Robert DeNiro Killed His Acceptance Speech
Robert DeNiro could have made The Godfather II, Taxi Driver, and Raging Bull, then retired and still be considered one of the greatest actors in history. But if he did, we wouldn’t have got to see his his acceptance speech for the Cecil B. DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award. In about two minutes, he calls Little Fockers a piece of shit, makes an inappropriate joke about Megan Fox, says the Hollywood Foreign Press are basically a bunch of starfuckers, and that Javier Bardem just got deported. The only way this speech could have owned anymore is if he said it riding a fire-breathing dragon and Emma Stone giving him a blowjob.
Megan Fox at the 68th Annual Golden Globes. Yikes: