January Jones Won The 68th Annual Golden Globes

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I live tweeted the 68th Annual Golden Globes last night, but all you really need to know about last night’s insufferable circle jerk is January Jones‘ dress. Specifically, January Jones’ tits in that dress. I just wish she would smile more. I licked the monitor and masturbated three times, but apparently that didn’t help. Maybe I should try it again, you know, just to be sure.