Sophia Bush Is My Wife

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I post pics of Sophia Bush then I forget about her for months, then she shows up again at CoverGirl’s 50th Anniversary Celebration, then I remember that I’m supposed to drive 90 minutes to Wilmington and stalk her on the set of One Tree Hill. She is almost unbearably cute. If I stuck my tongue in her vagina, I’d fully expect it to be tickled by a giggling baby koala cub riding a seesaw made out of gumdrops.