Man, That Eric Johnson Is One Lucky Guy
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Jessica Simpson was in LAX today, and I’m surprised the TSA agents didn’t try to taser her then beat her with batons because obviously she’s some sort of reanimated corpse that just escaped from an undisclosed government facility. Christ, it doesn’t even look better from behind. If she was dressed in all purple I’d fully expect to see the Hamburglar at some point.