Lindsay Could Go Back To Jail, Is Stalking Samantha Ronson

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When Betty Ford employee Dawn Holland was paid in Marlboro Miles and Forever 21 gift cards to refuse to cooperate with police and state that she didn’t wish to see Lindsay prosecuted after she accused Lindsay of beating her up when she caught Lindsay sneaking back drunk from a bar, I bet Lindsay and Dina thought it would all be over. Nope. Apparently the Palm Desert Police Department only accepts straight cash, homey. People reports:

Police now assert the actress did, in fact, commit battery against a Betty Ford employee in a Dec. 12 scuffle – and plan to hand the case over to local prosecutors for review. “The investigation determined Ms. Lohan violated several aspects of her probation, including the battery [charge],” the Palm Desert Police Department said in a press release Monday, adding that they plan to notify Lohan’s probation officer. L.A. Superior Court Judge Elden Fox previously warned Lohan that any more slip-ups would be met with six months in jail. As of Tuesday, however, the court still hadn’t received formal notice of the incident...Betty Ford employee Dawn Holland was fired the same day she went public with claims that Lohan threw a phone at her and yanked another phone out of her hand, causing a sprain after a confrontation at the famed Rancho Mirage, Calif., clinic.

However, her recent choice to move into a apartment far from her earlier distractions should be enough to sway the judge. Wait, I meant she moved RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO SAMANTHA RONSON. TMZ reports:

Sam Ronson is furious that her ex-GF Lindsay Lohan is moving in next door — and yesterday, the DJ wanted to make it crystal clear, “Trust me, it wasn’t planned.” As Ronson tried to get out of her Venice, CA pad yesterday — photogs tried to ask about the situation … but a frustrated Sam replied, “Dude, I’m way too pissed off right now.” Why’s she so pissed? Well, for starters … she could barely get out of her garage yesterday — because she was blocked by Lohan’s moving van.

Oh, you remember Samantha Ronson, right? The Samantha Ronson that Lindsay threw a rock through her window then immediately went on Twitter and had a meltdown. The same Samantha Ronson that Lindsay screamed and banged on her door at 3am until she was let in. The same Samantha Ronson that kicked Lindsay out of her house and almost filed a restraining order. Yep. That should work. Because it’s obvious that Lindsay isn’t completely psychotic or deranged in any way. Remember when Nancy booby trapped her house and took all those caffeine pills to stay awake? Yeah, Samantha should probably look into that.