Merry Christmas Everybody

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Hey there, just a quick note to wish everybody a happy holiday, and most importantly, to let you know that we won’t be back until Monday. In the meantime, I hope Santa brings you everything you want. And, no. I won’t get you that. I’m not your daddy, so please stop emailing me about that one thing. And while you’re at it, stop drinking. Christ, can’t you go anywhere without being drunk? What’s wrong with you?! There’s kids here for godsakes! What?! Well fine! Drink your life away! I don’t even know why I bother with you anymore!